Speaking of losing faith in America, apparently there's a guy in Illinois hates A.C. Slater so much that he couldn't even stand to look at him while taking a piss.
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Although A.C. is inferior to Zack in pretty much every measurable way, he's still a key part of the Saved by the Bell gang. Without A.C., who would have played the drums in Zack's Attack? Or taught the gang to drive? Or fixed Mr. Belding's car? Or kept wet-blanket Jessie busy? Or worn those ridiculous wrestling outfits? Or taught us the geography of Liechtenstein was by dating its princess? Or showed Zack that you don't mess with your friends sisters? Or kept the members of the Malibu Sands Beach Club safe from sharks and drowning? Or taught the gang about responsibility by having them babysit for Archie? Or sung that stirring rendition of How Am I Suppose to Live Without You during Zack and Kelly's break up?
Yep, there are a million reasons to love Albert Clifford, which leaves us wondering: who would do such a thing? Well, if I were a betting woman, I'd guess we've finally found where the Spanos shipped Eric off too. Someone needs to see if he's missing $11.
xo kate
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