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This tumblr blog puts Kanye lyrics on pictures of scenes from Saved by the Bell.  It's the combination of two of my greatest loves.  This is the best thing ever.  Ever.  Ever.  Thanks, Ezra.

xo kate

Just in case anyone was planning on having a Saved by the Bell themed party this weekend.

You need to remember to keep Screech's face off your posters.  He will find you, and he will threaten legal action.  Because apparently using stock photos from the early nineties is basically telling the world that he's coming to the party in your dorm basement.  And he's definitely not coming to the party in your dorm basement.  Unless, of course, you want to invite him, then he'll totally come.  Get the full story here.

And, by the by, if you were planning on having a Saved by the Bell themed party this weekend and NOT inviting me, you'd better watch your back, my friend.  That's a threat and a promise.

xo kate

Put your mind to it, go for it.

I'm having a bad morning thus far.  Luckily, when I have a rough day the crew from Bayside is always there to get me through.

I love that someone held a camera in front of the TV to film this.  Way to take one for the team, fgarza4.  It reminds me of the days of taping music off the radio.  It was a simpler time.

xo kate

Slater Hater

Speaking of losing faith in America, apparently there's a guy in Illinois hates A.C. Slater so much that he couldn't even stand to look at him while taking a piss.

Who could hate those curls?

Although A.C. is inferior to Zack in pretty much every measurable way, he's still a key part of the Saved by the Bell gang.  Without A.C., who would have played the drums in Zack's Attack? Or taught the gang to drive? Or fixed Mr. Belding's car? Or kept wet-blanket Jessie busy? Or worn those ridiculous wrestling outfits?  Or taught us the geography of Liechtenstein was by dating its princess?  Or showed Zack that you don't mess with your friends sisters? Or kept the members of the Malibu Sands Beach Club safe from sharks and drowning?  Or taught the gang about responsibility by having them babysit for Archie?  Or sung that stirring rendition of How Am I Suppose to Live Without You during Zack and Kelly's break up?

Yep, there are a million reasons to love Albert Clifford, which leaves us wondering: who would do such a thing?  Well, if I were a betting woman, I'd guess we've finally found where the Spanos shipped Eric off too.  Someone needs to see if he's missing $11.

xo kate