We may have had a love/hate relationship with Wellesley College, but one thing is for sure: welovetheychuters. And I'm so glad you came to Wellesley and into my life.
Thank you for being in my life. Thank you making it better. Thank you for the hummus dates. The Pirate Club. The Sox games. The Pats passion. The Ups. And the Downs. Texts during Gossip Girl.
Listening. Talking. Joking. Laughing. The bump-it. My weird steering wheel. The Harp. The bench story. Oz. 90210 day. Camp Cody for Boys. Hating both Peyton Manning and Peyton Sawyer. Lactose intolerance. Planking in Boston. All black Sox caps. The dance move with the foot kick.
My universe wouldn't be the same. I'm glad you came.
You are probably wondering why Katie and I have yet to blog about our thoughts and reactions to the Hangover sequel.
This is because we have not seen it yet.
You are thinking: what kind of cockamamie farce of a wolfpack are you gals running over here?
Let me 'splain.
Katie is moving to DC at the end of the month. For her send-off/farewell/good luck/i-hate-you-for-leaving-me party, we are throwing, wait for it, a Red Carpet HANGOVER party.
Here is what will happen.
(1) We will get dressed up.
(2) We will pre-game like we are 23 years old.
23 year old pre-gaming leads to this.
(3) We will sneak adult sodas into the movie theater (only 25 cents more for a large!) and then enjoy the wonder and merriment that is the Hangover sequel.
(4) We will go out for dinner and more drinks and discuss the cinematic merits of the film.
(5) We will then go home.
(6) And wake up with a hangover. (Aren't we clever?)
(7) And then rehydrate our thirst ravaged bodies with one of the following:
a) soda
b) purple stuff
c) sunny d
If you chose (c) Sunny D, you are a loyal member of the wolfpack. The Sunny D will match our moods (not) and sustain us while we piece together the night.
Anyway, that is not happening until mid June. In the meantime, let us celebrate Hangover hero and wolfpack member and all around hot man, Bradley Cooper, as he speaks French. I have zero idea what he is saying, but I love it.
Also, here is the translation to the title of this post:
Ce qui manque aux orateurs en profundeur, ils vous le donnent en longueur. Whatever a speaker is missing in depth he will compensate for in length.
~Montesquieu.
I was having a really bad day today. Mostly because of the cold medicine-induced fog I've been for over 24 hours now. Alka Seltzer Cold PM -- just say no, my friends. Luckily, having anticipated my crankiness, People.com put together a photo slideshow with me in mind. Wildcats, feast your eyes on great Kate's throughout history. Just imagine this face inserted in there as well.
Yep, it's a thing of beauty. Wink.
People.com also informed me of the least shocking celebrity break-up of all time. That's right, after two years of rumors and cousins kissing-level awkwardness at public events, Justin and Jessica have officially split. They, like every celebrity couple, vow to remain friends but I, for one, can't wait til she pulls a Cameron Diaz on the next starlet on JT's arm backstage at some B-list awards show. Although I suppose in order for that to happen, Jessica Biel would actually have to be invited to an awards show as something other than Mr. Timberlake's plus one.
