GTLive: I don't do birds.

I love that 3 people are sitting in the front of each car.

At first I thought I hated it. But after 37 minutes, JWoww's skinny nose is growing on me.  She looks less Amazonian and more feminine.

Snooki's white flower headband?  Not so much.

What is up with the pigeons?  Who flies that close? Good question, girls. I lived in Italy for 5 months and I never had a pigeon problem.

Am I the only one impressed by Snooki's committment to physical fitness?

Mike's confession:  me and Snooki, we kinda hooked up.  2-3 months ago.

Wait a tick.  Hold the phone. Shut the front door. Snooki and Sitch hooked up multiple times?  Am I the only one NOT BUYING THIS?  Nice lies, Mike.

Mike is a creepy scumbag.  When he whispers like this, I feel dirty.

I die when Sue Sylvester addresses me directly.