Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat, and smother that shit in bernaise.

I met my roommate on craigslist.  And despite warnings from my family about waking up in a tub of ice and no kidneys, I couldn't be happier living with JG and pup, Finnleigh.

However....

The. BEST.  Craigslist post.  Ever.  Is highlighted here by Refinery29.

My favorite part:
"I'll...cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking Southern Cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in Bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off."

I don't want to live with this kid, but I do want to be friends.  Bearnaise every night?  Sounds like an approved wolfpack application to me.

1 comment:

  1. haha now that is my kind of roommate! Glad you found an awesome roommate. Craigslist can be a great thing, I found my nanny job there-total fluke and happy accident. Now I use to track down used furniture for DIY projects I'm too busy to do :-P

    P.S. Love the indoor sunglasses :)

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