These are my new shoes.
Or rather, shoe.
I got it at the Winchester Hospital ER.
And it only cost me a $40 co-pay. Don't you just love a bargain?
It came with a sweet sprained ankle too.
Lame? Verrrry.
But the story has an upside. In addition to the sexy shoe that I get to rock all week, I was reminded why my dad Vincent is the best dad in the world.
Dad: What the hell happened?
Me: It happened so fast...I don't even know. What I do know is that my ankle hurts and I am humiliated. Mortified. I fell in front of a group of colleagues. And I'm wearing this dumb skirt. Why did I wear a skirt today, Dad? Shit. I hope no one saw anything...do you think anyone saw anything?
Dad: Well I don't know about that, but... I think you look very pretty today.
How much do you love this man?
How much do you love Charles Barkley? Trrble.


