Nailed it.

Theirs:

Mine:

Diabetus.

I usually quit diabetus on major holidays. On Christmas, I like to decorate cookies and then house them. On Thanksgiving, I am a stuffing addict. I take "gobble gobble" to another level. It ain't pretty.

And on Halloween, I quit diabetus for candy. Chocolate candy. With caramel. Or peanut butter. Or nougat.

I don't know what nougat is, but I effing love it. I love it.

But I hate diabetus.