The. BEST. Craigslist post. Ever. Is highlighted here by Refinery29.
My favorite part:
"I'll...cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking Southern Cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in Bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off."
I don't want to live with this kid, but I do want to be friends. Bearnaise every night? Sounds like an approved wolfpack application to me.
