Dearest March, On occasion, I have heard it said, that you enjoy coming in like a lion, and leaving like a lamb.
While I do have a thing for Mufasa (who happens to run in our wolfpack), and the utmost respect for your signature entrance and departure, I write today to implore you to give us a little less lion and a little more lamb.
Today is March 21st, and yet you continue to snow on our proverbial parade. I beg you to cease and desist. Bring on the lamb! Bring in the spring!
Please.
Pretty please?
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this request.
Best,
Dfest
