Beyonce Anything

BOOM.

xo kate

Sometimes I love children.

Just not the ones in my own class, this week.  These kids are pretty funny though.

Kids (first grade) had to finish the common sayings and idioms.

xo kate

BOOM! Hunger Games!

Watch til the end.  Seriously, you won't regret it.



xo kate

Tuesday To-do List

via soulhunting

Tuesday Loseday: It smells like marshmellows

'Strange Addiction' Keeps Getting Stranger

RHOD

I'm actually sort of shocked that we didn't already come up with this idea before SNL.  We're really falling down on the job of Disney-related humor.


xo kate

Well played.

Its-a-nice-a-place.

This has always made me smile.  Happy Friday from me and Joe Dolce and the creepy/awesome accordion player.

The greatest gift.

This made my Wednesday night.  I hope it makes yours too.  Thanks E.



xo kate

GTL Thursday: Never ending breadsticks

Its like the friggin big dig all over again.

Did you guys ever read The Odyssey?

I read it three times and hated it three times. I think Odysseus is a friggin moron.

The only redeamable character in the book is his long abandoned wife, Penelope.  Let me splain.

Odysseus keeps pissing the residents of Mount Olympus off, and so he hasn't been home in legit 20 years. Back at the ranch, everyone's trying to get Penelope to pick a new man and get re-married.

Penelope has no idea that her asshat of a husband is getting up close and personal with Circe and Calypso and Zeus knows who else, and wants to remain loyal to Odysseus.  So she comes up with this sweet plan.

She tells her suitors that she will pick a new husband, when and only when she finishes weaving a totally baller funeral shroud. Every day, homegirl is weaving weaving weaving...working those threads.

And every night, when no one is watching...Penelope undoes the day's work...thus delaying her remarriage.

This is where the Big Dig comes in.

I think those big diggers were huge liars. And took a cue from Penelope.

Every day they would dig. And every night, they would fill it back in...undoing the day's work...and thus delaying the end of the paychecks.

Boom.

Oh yea...watch this...

My girlfriend is psychotic.

These never get old.

And this is scary accurate.

Rest in Peace

As you know, I hate his wife, but I love me some Russel Brand.

But that doesn't make this piece of journalism okay.

Ten Ways to Get the Right Guy to Like You

I think I like this kid.

He makes some good points, in a compelling dramatic manner. I appreciate his style, wordsmithing, references to pop culture, and passion. Of course, I completely disagree with his opinions of the Jersey Shore and Britney Spears. Obviously.

What do you guys think?

I second that.

Doesn't get better than this...

This film has it all: cheer, poetry, ryan gosling, humor, drunkenness, Eva, and Santa.

Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes from Ryan Gosling

Tuesday Loseday: Shit Girls Say

Listen.

Listen. Listen. Listen.

Shut. Up.

It is better to give than to receive.

I am going home and wrapping up an onion for my Dad. Asap.

I'm obsessed with this.

xo kate

Smiling is my favorite.

School Portrait (2011) from Michael Berliner on Vimeo.