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| It's not clear what happens when this all burn out. |
You are here...
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| I miss this view. |
...and I am here.
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| But this one is nice too. |
I am currently 443 miles away, but I really would walk the 5 days and 15 hours google tells me it would take to get to you if I could.
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| And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. |
I'd buy you some of these...
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| Bianca is my favorite. It's the only thing Serena and I have in common. |
...make you one of these...
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| And you know it would be epic. Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart. |
...bake you some of these.
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| Sugar free, of course. |
...or this...
...while eating this...
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| I'd let you get all the flavors cuz it's your birthday. |
| Probably not homemade on account of the fire. |
...or these.
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| Turns out everyone likes them. |
I'd take you here...
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| To hang with Clooney and the gang. |
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| To see Pauly D and Clinton Sparks. |
So we could do this...
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| I'd make this face the whole time. I wouldn't get many dates, but you would laugh. |
...or this...
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| Our thighs would totes be that skinny. |
...and a little of this...
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| Bottle service, bitches. |
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| My favorite thing to do with you. |
I miss you all the time and wish that you would please just move to DC already. I can't tell you how sad I am that I don't get to celebrate with you today. This planet has been better off for the last thirty years that you've been on it. I hope that in my absence you take the time to celebrate fabulous, inspiring, phenomenal you.
And then, do a little of this...
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| You deserve it. And you look damn good doing it. |
Happy 30th, Ms. Festino. I love you more than Disney musicals and fancy shoes.
xo kate



















