In completely unrelated news, I really, really hate these bears. They totally skeeve me out. And I try to never buy Charmin because of them.
Dear Sir or Madam,
Don't get excited--this is not an invitation to be in my baller wolfpack. On the contrary, I am here to tell you that your Charmin bears give me nightmares. (hmmm... that rhymes)
Polar bears who sled, and ice skate, and drink diet coke, are one thing; somehow, those bears are classy. But your "forest" bears who use cheap toilet paper, prance around, and giggle, and wiggle, and chase each other...is a completely terrible idea. They make me feel dirty. And wrong. And dirty.
The prancing is really the worse part.
My advice: stop using the bears.
Consider puppies.
Best regards,
Danielle
Blogging about our lives as wildcats, who runs in our wolfpack, and everything in between...
Agreed! The prancing has got to stop! They need to change their slogan too. "Enjoy the go." All kinds of gross.
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