Oh Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

I'm a PC. But for the record, I'm less stodgy and boring and dorky than the guy in the commercials.

However, as I was perusing Etsy over breakfast this morning, I came across something that actually made me wish I was Mac. Feast your eyes on this amazing mac accessory.

Reminds me of one of my favorite movies, The Thomas Crown Affair. It may be some of Rene Russo's best work--whose character is a total wildcat: smart, hot, stylish and chock full of moxie. Peirce Brosnon is incredibly charismatic. The movie also reminds me of how badly I want to plan and execute my own heist.

Thats right. I want to plan a totally badass caper.

First, I need to put together a team of sticky-finger, pilfering masterminds.

Then we will dress in black. Get some snazzy headsets. And not the Old Navy kind, but the smooth operator sleek, barely noticeable, hidden-in-your-ear kind. And then the real fun starts.

Hacking into systems. Jumping over laser beams. And using harnesses when we can't quite jump.

Sweating. Picking locks. Going undercover. Wearing disguises. Making narrow escapes. Climbing elevator shafts. Sticking it to the man.

In short: the embodiment of stealth.

I'm accepting applications for the heist team--starting today. In the meantime, enjoy this...